Residents of Arua District will take long to forget last Saturday as they were treated to a free comedy show thanks to self-styled philanthropist Bryan White real name Brian Kirumira and his not surprisingly tiny legs. This was during a friendly football game between Ex Arua players and Bryan White Foundation (BWF).
It was at this event that people around him got the rare chance to see the pencil thin showbiz loving Bryan White’s legs exposed in public. The match that ended one nil in favour of Bryan White Foundation, courtesy of an own goal in the early minutes of the second half from an Ex Arua defender, was hosted at Arua Public Primary School on Saturday afternoon.
For obvious reasons; unfitness, lack of skill and probably the fear of sustaining a life threatening injury, the foundation’s CEO only played second half. Besides the match having unfit players, Bryan White’s legs stole the show as they were the talking point of the spectators as soon as he emerged on the pitch at the start of the second half.
Onlookers could not believe how tiny his legs are much as he tried to make them appear bigger by wrapping bandages and then wearing shin guards. One unidentified spectator was overheard saying he could use Bryan White’s legs as toothpicks drawing rib cracking laughter amongst his neighbors in the stands. Miraculously, Bryan White provided the assist to the own goal by his team’s equally unfit opponents.
The match was part of the ongoing tour of the foundation spreading their mission of awakening Ugandans from poverty. Bryan White was on his second day of his week-long tour in the Arua sub-region where his main goal is to spread his foundation’s gospel and also provide interest free loans to SACCOs in the region in line with his foundation’s mission ‘Awakening the Youths from Poverty’ initiative.